Mifquamsogyar is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless hare.

Mifquamsogyar created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifquamsogyar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mifquamsogyar, she will turn you into a slug.

Mifquamsogyar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Mifquamsogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear turquoise skirts on sacred days.

4. Never wear purple dresses.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.