Bepgessfad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able elephant.

Bepgessfad created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepgessfad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bepgessfad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bepgessfad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bepgessfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing blue shoes.