Cebduncan is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient
wyvern.
Cebduncan created Asia two years ago.
If you believe in
Cebduncan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Cebduncan, she will come to you in dreams.
Cebduncan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Cebduncan's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never feed peanuts to tapirs while wearing fawn ear rings.
4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Cebduncan on top of important buildings.
5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.