Bossratpag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unthinking bat.

Bossratpag created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossratpag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bossratpag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bossratpag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bossratpag's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never travel toward the south during summer.

3. Never wear indigo boots on sacred days.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bossratpag.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.