Jenbessig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate owl.

Jenbessig created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenbessig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jenbessig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Jenbessig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jenbessig's Holy Commandments

1. Always store figs above ground.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away if five mice approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.