Zakcutkon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciful capybara.

Zakcutkon created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Zakcutkon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zakcutkon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zakcutkon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zakcutkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Do not make images of living things.