Nartbunbif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured ferret.

Nartbunbif created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartbunbif, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartbunbif, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nartbunbif's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nartbunbif's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

3. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

4. Never fashion tools from clay.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.