Fossarfgomgutpark is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable coyote.

Fossarfgomgutpark created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossarfgomgutpark, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossarfgomgutpark, she will be very unhappy.

Fossarfgomgutpark's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Fossarfgomgutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not resist balance.