Citrullcim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate chicken.

Citrullcim created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Citrullcim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citrullcim, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Citrullcim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Citrullcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing skirts.

2. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

5. Always remove shorts before touching iron.