Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited salamander.

Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog, she will manifest in front of you.

Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Arfyamyarltail Nelldudlarp Nibzedvigzog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Never wear shirts.