Quafquillab Bopafcit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able centaur.

Quafquillab Bopafcit created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafquillab Bopafcit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafquillab Bopafcit, he will curse you with boils.

Quafquillab Bopafcit's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Quafquillab Bopafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never proclaim while facing north.

5. Never cross mountains at dawn.