Tanlamligorttalappnegkan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful grasshopper.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanlamligorttalappnegkan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanlamligorttalappnegkan, she will not care.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tanlamligorttalappnegkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never mix tomatoes with ash.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.