Tapbepsisdobbinbad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, amazing dugong.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tapbepsisdobbinbad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tapbepsisdobbinbad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tapbepsisdobbinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing dresses.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.