Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, tiresome donkey.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg, he will send minions to preach to you.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Buscadbon Femrutcabpantarg on top of important buildings.

5. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.