Betzensan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful bee.

Betzensan created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betzensan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Betzensan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Betzensan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Betzensan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while filled with anger.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.