Gedjongen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient gerbil.

Gedjongen created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedjongen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gedjongen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gedjongen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gedjongen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not place rice upon stone.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away from orange great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.