Vilrutthap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful dolphin.

Vilrutthap created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vilrutthap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vilrutthap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vilrutthap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vilrutthap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.