Gommifdum is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent grasshopper.

Gommifdum created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gommifdum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gommifdum, it will make you grow a tail.

Gommifdum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gommifdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Never sit in the presence of moths.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

5. Never allow rats to sleep beneath your roof.