Latjigpid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered yak.

Latjigpid created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latjigpid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latjigpid, she will turn you into a duck.

Latjigpid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Latjigpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear hats marked with gray.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to turtles while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Latjigpid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.