Gatzodarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tiresome hare.

Gatzodarn created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatzodarn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gatzodarn, she will turn you into a worm.

Gatzodarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gatzodarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing blue shoes and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.

2. Gatzodarn loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not kill ants.