List is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest raccoon.

List created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in List, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in List, he will denounce you as a heretic.

List's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

List's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide from pink voles for they are unholy.

3. Run away if three tortoises approach from the north.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing green rings and balancing eight silver spheres on your hands.

5. Never feed spinach to dogs while wearing stockings.