Fliskan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, kind gorilla.

Fliskan created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fliskan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fliskan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fliskan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fliskan.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never eat spinach on days of mourning.

4. Never proclaim while facing east.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.