Mipsasfod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair goblin.

Mipsasfod created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Mipsasfod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mipsasfod, it will cry a lot.

Mipsasfod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mipsasfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing magenta tights and balancing seven copper spheres on your neck.

3. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

4. Never prepare bananas during autumn.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.