Tettidagsid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome frog.

Tettidagsid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidagsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tettidagsid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tettidagsid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tettidagsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare carrots while filled with anger.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near ants while wearing red jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.