Zanfedvig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable crow.

Zanfedvig created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanfedvig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zanfedvig, it will ignore you.

Zanfedvig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zanfedvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not covet oxen.