Babnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, emotional squid.

Babnib created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Babnib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Babnib, she will turn you into a snail.

Babnib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Babnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Babnib.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while wearing boots.

5. You must never eat melons.