Sagdobtittonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient walrus.

Sagdobtittonk created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdobtittonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sagdobtittonk, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sagdobtittonk's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sagdobtittonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Do not kill turtles.