Flyquillcum is a god.

He takes the form of a large, bad-tempered ant.

Flyquillcum created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Flyquillcum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flyquillcum, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flyquillcum's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flyquillcum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flyquillcum four times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.