Tarrulwik is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy raven.

Tarrulwik created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarrulwik, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tarrulwik, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tarrulwik's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tarrulwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse water with water.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about bread.