Cusstigtitrut is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless snail.

Cusstigtitrut created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusstigtitrut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cusstigtitrut, he will not care at all.

Cusstigtitrut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cusstigtitrut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Run away if eight seals approach from the west.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never speak aloud of names.