Lakladsawabtanbum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent crab.

Lakladsawabtanbum created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakladsawabtanbum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lakladsawabtanbum, it will not invite you to parties.

Lakladsawabtanbum's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lakladsawabtanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakladsawabtanbum.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

4. Never mix onions with oil.

5. Do not prepare rice while wearing stockings.