Flisponmadlooplidbud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable salamander.

Flisponmadlooplidbud created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flisponmadlooplidbud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flisponmadlooplidbud, she will turn you into a rat.

Flisponmadlooplidbud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flisponmadlooplidbud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.