Dusskabhen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest zebra.

Dusskabhen created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Dusskabhen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dusskabhen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dusskabhen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dusskabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Run away if six manatees approach from the west.

4. Shun those given to cruelty.

5. Always help sick cats.