Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient squid.

Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Put Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad first in all things.

3. You must pray to Legtamflag Gudgebbopwad three times a day.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.