Yattlatgab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, resourceful seal.

Yattlatgab created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattlatgab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattlatgab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yattlatgab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yattlatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yattlatgab.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never speak at midday.