Davwatfabgid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy fairy.

Davwatfabgid created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davwatfabgid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Davwatfabgid, he will turn you into a mole.

Davwatfabgid's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Davwatfabgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Respect your elders.