Sitsasjad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating dingo.

Sitsasjad created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitsasjad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sitsasjad, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sitsasjad's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sitsasjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your chest with mauve.

2. Do not sing at rivers.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Sitsasjad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Never talk about fire.