Kinstragdag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet unicorn.

Kinstragdag created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinstragdag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kinstragdag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Kinstragdag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Kinstragdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not consume peanuts at dawn.

3. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

4. Never paint your head magenta.

5. Worship no other gods but Kinstragdag.