Wotbaptun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty donkey.

Wotbaptun created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotbaptun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotbaptun, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wotbaptun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wotbaptun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with pink.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Always wear mauve.