Parkstansog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful wyrm.

Parkstansog created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkstansog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parkstansog, he will not care at all.

Parkstansog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Parkstansog's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare cucumbers during autumn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Run away if seven geese approach from the north.

4. Put Parkstansog first in all things.

5. Always help birds in need.