Jipjopbet is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective meerkat.

Jipjopbet created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipjopbet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jipjopbet, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Jipjopbet's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Jipjopbet's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jipjopbet on top of all buildings.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.