Rotnibbutpop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud rat.

Rotnibbutpop created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotnibbutpop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotnibbutpop, he will curse you with boils.

Rotnibbutpop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rotnibbutpop's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Rotnibbutpop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not chop down trees.