Dossnellpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciless coyote.

Dossnellpid created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossnellpid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dossnellpid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dossnellpid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dossnellpid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dossnellpid.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Always obey Dossnellpid's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.