Fonpaktof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective salamander.

Fonpaktof created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonpaktof, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fonpaktof, she will jump up and down on your head.

Fonpaktof's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Fonpaktof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven frogs approach from the east.

2. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

3. Never eat carrots on holy days.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.