Tenxenshav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered lion.

Tenxenshav created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Tenxenshav, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tenxenshav, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tenxenshav's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tenxenshav's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tenxenshav nine times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Tenxenshav loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.