Figgeplanmotgid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous deer.

Figgeplanmotgid created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figgeplanmotgid, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Figgeplanmotgid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Figgeplanmotgid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Figgeplanmotgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with purple.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Figgeplanmotgid loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.