Waplargrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, overgenerous finch.

Waplargrutt created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waplargrutt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Waplargrutt, he will turn you into a dog.

Waplargrutt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Waplargrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never chant near ducks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Never handle gold while unclean.