Ruttargstik is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, happy cobra.

Ruttargstik created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttargstik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ruttargstik, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ruttargstik's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ruttargstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta rings.

5. Do not shave your feet.