Rowquatnill is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, merciless slug.

Rowquatnill created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowquatnill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rowquatnill, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rowquatnill's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rowquatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never allow eagles to witness sacred rites.

4. Never feed limes to foxes while wearing white ear rings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.