Xucbidxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient dove.

Xucbidxuck created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbidxuck, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xucbidxuck, she will send you a sign.

Xucbidxuck's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xucbidxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Do not kill otters.

5. Never talk about sheep.